People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
