what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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