There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
