perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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