We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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