i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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