do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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