Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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