wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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