So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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