Sponge bath it is.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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