Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Randomize
