if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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