Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
