This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
