please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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