god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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