remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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