I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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