Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
