508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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