Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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