i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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