Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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