How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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