What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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