I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I have fence marks all over my body
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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