C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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