yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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