love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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