My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
