is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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