Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
