This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I party with great urgency now.
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