Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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