how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just want nice things and good sex
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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