People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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