I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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