I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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