At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's blow job season.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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