I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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