Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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