He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Actions speak louder than pants.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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