He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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