I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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