I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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