paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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