You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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