No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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