just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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