If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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