I didn't shave. On purpose
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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